Sunday, 18 January 2009

• Merlion Land..

  7days in Singapore and i came home broke.wtf..

  PAP= People's Actions Party  Pay and Pay..

  And they have this confusing (expressway) TPE,CTE, ERP ,in the end I also went AMP (Aku Mahu Pengsan)

  Aniwaysss here are the pics.. (trying to keep the captions as brief as possible)

  

  My family stayed at my uncles place in Tampenis Tempines.. 2 families went,10 of us all together, so my uncle and his family (the one that came with us) stayed at my auntie's place..

  

  i was elated that my family was invited to stay with this uncle bcos my little cousin is so cute and you know how kids are like with their random questions,if not the darndest things that comes out from their mouth.

  Aww i just like kiddies as long as they are not mine (yet) , does not mistaken me for their mother especially if they are still breast feeding wtf and doesn't run crying to their mom while screaming "banggali" or "boogeyman"  or "hak kwai" as soon as someone with a darker skin tone aprroach them wtf..

  Like seriously, these are the type of upbringing that was given by our parents. Obviously, our parents are not trying to be racist or anything, but most often this is the best way of scaring us into doing something that we refuse to do.

  Like for me, my "blackmailing word" when i was a kid was "dadahman"..

  Dadahman? Like what is dadahman? i don't even know what exatcly is 'dadahman' but i was still damn sked..

  I can remember my mother screaming " You faster finish your food ah!! You see the dadahman looking at you adi! (while pointing at some unsuspecting uncle-preferbly indian wtf-)

  or the time when i refuse to sit at the potty " You faster 'oh ugh ugh-shit-' ar or the dadahman gona come and catch you!!"

  And it scared the shit out of me.Literally. And i wonder why i have constipation, it kinda leaves some sort of phobia scar in me. Talking bout 'unhealthy lifestyles' being the cause of constipation. 

  

  This was at chinatown at thats my uncle which i suspect that he realised i was taking his picture and he was trying hard to act cool. ok i totally came up with that.

  

  Chinatown is very similar to out Petaling Street except that the shopowners here are not pushy at all. and they do not give you that hostile 'buy or die' look, like those in Petaling Street.

  

  Shop selling art deco and statues.

   

  This man sells souveneirs, It's amazing how he could paint the inside of this miniature bottles from the outside with a brush.

  

  Closer look at the paitings.

   

  You think Singapore people so high class meh? They still use pirated perfumes what. Told you Chinatown was like Petaling Street. I never trust pirated perfumes cos they might burn my nose hair. 

  

  Faster faster guess who i met!! This area in the shopping mall was crowded with kids. 

  

  La la la la, la la la la, Elmo's world! wtf.. 

  

  We went to a resevoir later that evening..I cant' remember the name but it was a tourist attraction with spectacular view of the evening sky.

  

  City view overlooking the lake and then Singapore Flier yang recently tersangkut. hak hak hak.. 

  

  Okay everybody pretend not to look at the PDA at the back on the count of three!! lame  

  

  Killing time before going to the airport fetch Eugene Chan.. 

  

  Doing the Boogie-Woogie~ hahahaha... 

  

  Late evening view after the sunset.

  

  My cousins playing at the water fountain in the airport.

  

  Free paper wat, why worry..

  

  My aunties $1million penthouse that my uncles and his family stayed at. I don't know but with the amount of money that you are paying its still kinda small for me, unlike if in Malaysia for RM2.4 million (after conversion) you could get a really really big bungalow. but its understandable why properties cost so much there, singapore is a tiny red dot on the map, lands are scarce.

   

  Elite club that my uncle took us cos he suggested to take the kids for bowling.

  

  Went to Sentosa, went up the Merlion.. Mermaid + lion= Merlion.. just in case you didn't know.

  

  While waiting for the short movie on the history of the Merlion and Singapore. UV lights makes us all look so freaky. Beware, this UV lights detect fake body parts like how they detect fake notes. Silicon boobs stay away. 

  

  I looked like a floral printed walking armor.

  

  The view from the top of the Merlion.This is the casino which is supposedly complete in 2010.

  

  Another view from the Merlion.

  

  Taken after we came down. It looks so pretty at night.

  

  The place where we waited for the water musical show-  Sounds of  The Sea to start.  

  

  I tell you the it was totally worth watching. even pictures can't show how good the water musical was.it was very very entertaining.We were seated at the seaside where the musical was shown on the sea.

  

  I swear to you.no matter how hard i tried to adjust the camera angle,the botak head was still there for most of the pictures taken.It just stands out, even after i turn off the flash!! White objects reflects more light- PROVEN.

  

  The actors for the play.

  

  A 3D fish..

  

  

  Next day, driving to the Singapore Zoo. the only picture with me in it.. nyehehe..

  

  World class zoo. This i have to give it to them. The place was so freaking big.

  

  They have alot of halls for animal shows.

  

  Every now and then i feel like hopping into these buggies cos my legs were killing me. 

   

  We managed to catch Polar Bear show.

  

  Diving in to catch the fish thrown in by the trainer.

  

  Got it!!

  

  Hello everyone!!

   

  Deers.

  Below pictures of the white tiger was taken approximately a week after the incident where the white tiger mauled a man to death.

  And all of us suspected that it was this tiger out of the three because it was so restless..

   

  Kept walking...

  

  And walking....

  

  and staring..

  Oi u got finacial problems izit? or looking for you next victim?

  

  Went to the science center the next day..

  

  Omg where are yor legs!!! i also wana try!! i also wana try!! (excited wtf)

  

  OMG where are my legs?

  

  Cool funky platform walkway where it lights up when you walk on them..

  

  That night we had a sumptous meal at a seafood restaurant by the beach.Imagine crabs with claws as big as the palm of my hands.. 

  That's all for the trip...We went back to Taiping the next day..

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